1
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What up, y'all?

2
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Oh, my God!

3
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So, from what I know, Krista is
into Anthony, but she's also

4
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into Sammy,
who's very into Krista.

5
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And then you throw Steph
into the mix,

6
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who's clearly into Sammy.

7
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Whoa.

8
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I was just kind of wondering
if you were interested in

9
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maybe, like, a proper date?

10
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If you're asking me out,
then of course, yeah.

11
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Presenting the birthday girl!

12
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Anthony looks so handsome.

13
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I definitely feel
attracted to him.

14
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- Eddie's here!
- Oh!

15
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Eddie spread rumors that
we were having sex.

16
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Never have I ever "dated"
two different people.

17
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I do wanna tell Eddie off.

18
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You haven't done that?

19
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I have not.

20
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- I have not.
- Thank you.

21
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Holy [bleep].

22
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They're kissing,
and it's Krista's birthday,

23
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and Krista likes Sammy.
It's crazy.

24
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This is crazy.

25
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I can see Steph thinking that
Sammy will get with her,

26
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and I don't see that.

27
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I just see Sammy
being a player.

28
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Now I'm [bleep] pissed.

29
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- Are we not besties?
- We--

30
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I feel like I'm
in a horror movie.

31
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♪ It's time to party,
let's play ♪

32
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♪ We're raising up your game ♪

33
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♪ The music pumps and you sway ♪

34
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That's gorgeous!
Let's go!

35
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- It's your birthday!
- Thirty.

36
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You're sexy, bitch.
Let's go.

37
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Clean it off yourself.

38
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...what is going on there?

39
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Samuel, you have
to figure that out.

40
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I'm juggling Krista,
Steph, and my heart,

41
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but I don't wanna hurt
anyone's feelings.

42
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I don't know what to do.

43
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Did we already open
all the champagne?

44
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I wanna pop it.

45
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Yeah.

46
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Go outside?
You guys ready?

47
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I wanna do it over here.
Ready?

48
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I'm so scared right now.

49
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What the [bleep]?

50
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You got it.
You got it.

51
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Just watch your face.

52
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- I can't get it.
- Got it!

53
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- Let's go!
- Whoo!

54
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I may have given Steph
mixed signals, but for me,

55
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it doesn't go deeper
than a kiss.

56
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And yesterday, I gave Krista
a taste of my moves.

57
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I got you.

58
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- Oh, my God.
- Ah!

59
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- That was good.
- Wild.

60
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I feel like we should do some
dance moves like that.

61
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Maybe at the party.

62
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- Maybe at the party.
- All right.

63
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And I promised that
I'll show her more.

64
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I hate to break promises.

65
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Yo, you guys!

66
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I don't know who just walked
in the house!

67
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My God!

68
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Oh, my God!

69
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Yeah!

70
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Oh, my God.

71
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Whoo!

72
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Oh, my God!

73
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Oh.

74
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Wild.
I would say that.

75
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It was wild.

76
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Ah!

77
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Oh.
Jeez.

78
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Oh, my God.

79
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No.
You don't even have to

80
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finish the sentence.
No.

81
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Sammy doesn't understand what
the word "boundaries" means.

82
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Oh, yo.

83
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No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

84
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Sammy with the little
Magic Mike.

85
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I think it's very interesting
that he just does not care that

86
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Anthony was there
to witness any of this.

87
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And, I mean, it was different.

88
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I don't know if it necessarily
turned me on,

89
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but I was having fun.

90
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Sammy.

91
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- Happy birthday, beautiful.
- Thank you.

92
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That was a great gift.
Thank you.

93
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About what?

94
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- That?
- Yeah.

95
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- I'm not jealous.
- OK.

96
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I'm not jealous.
It's fine.

97
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I'm glad you like to have
fun and you're comfortable.

98
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- That's great.
- Oh, yeah, it's good.

99
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So.

100
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

101
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How do I find out?
Skip showing up?

102
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- Yeah.
- That's it, huh?

103
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You said you were gonna
take me on a date.

104
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I know.

105
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I don't know.

106
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So Sammy's asked me out,

107
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and now Anthony has asked me
out, too.

108
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But neither of them has really
made a move to actually

109
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make it happen.

110
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So who knows who's gonna
come in first?

111
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Aren't you, like,
from here too?

112
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So how are you cold right now?

113
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I'm not from the desert.

114
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Yeah, but you lived in L.A.
for how long?

115
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- God.
- Have you ever sat

116
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on a swing before or no?
- No.

117
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I'm failing at this swing.

118
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I met Emmalia basically
on social media

119
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and we were friends for
a year before we actually

120
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physically met, but that's how
it is in our community.

121
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We have all these friendships
that are long-distance

122
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because we're all spread out
all over-- all over the world.

123
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If you keep moving it,
I'll throw up.

124
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We have a lot in common.

125
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Not only the fact that we
each make videos online

126
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but also because
we have dwarfism.

127
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Here we go.
Wait.

128
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- You need to make a wish.
- OK.

129
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You wish for me.

130
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I've never had
a serious relationship.

131
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Growing up with
all average-sized people,

132
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I always wanted to date

133
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an average-sized woman,
'cause that's all I saw.

134
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That's all I knew.

135
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But when I was 13 years old,
my friends and I,

136
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who were all average-height,

137
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we were playing truth or dare,

138
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and a woman was asked
to kiss me.

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She just refused.

140
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They went around and said,
"Well, will any woman kiss him?"

141
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And everyone just
fully admitted, like,

142
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"No, he's small."

143
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It was at that age
where I was like,

144
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"Oh," like, "I'm gonna live
a very different life."

145
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Whoa, whoa.
I'm actually worried for you.

146
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It's fine.

147
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I promise you,
it won't hurt you.

148
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- Here.
- It was near my hair.

149
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Ever since then, I wouldn't
allow myself to believe

150
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a woman liked me,
even if they did.

151
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And it actually took me until
about 19 when I was finally

152
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into little women.

153
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Like, I had these flings for,
like, three or four weeks.

154
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But then I would end it.

155
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I would essentially break
my own heart before they had

156
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the opportunity to do so.

157
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Well...

158
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It's different when you're
just having fun and dating.

159
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It's not when somebody actually
has feelings for somebody.

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Do you know what I mean?

161
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Like, the whole thing with,
like, Eddie.

162
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Yeah.

163
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He showed interest in me,
and then I showed interest

164
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in him, and then next thing
you know, he showed interest...

165
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Yeah.
Yeah.

166
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I don't want you to
be a player.

167
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You don't wanna be
like that.

168
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No.

169
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I feel empowered that
I put Eddie in his place,

170
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000
but Sammy has a lot
of potential

171
00:09:05,482 --> 00:09:08,586
of being a good person,
and he is a good person.

172
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I just don't understand why

173
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he's being like this
and being a player.

174
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I wasn't trying
to look like that.

175
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- No, I know.
- That's the thing.

176
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I know, but that's
what I'm trying to tell you.

177
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I appreciate you telling me.

178
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Because me looking at something
that I care about, which is you,

179
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seeing the guy do that to
you, pisses me off.
- Mm-hmm-- mm-hmm.

180
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- So I don't wanna
look like that.
- Yeah-- yeah, yeah.

181
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- I don't wanna do that.
- Yeah.

182
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Because I don't wanna be
that type of person.

183
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- Mm-hmm.
- I appreciate it.

184
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I got you.
I'm always, like.

185
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Honestly.

186
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I wouldn't consider myself
a player, and I know sometimes

187
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I take it too far in friendship.

188
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I really appreciate you.

189
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And maybe Steph and I's
relationship should be more

190
00:09:53,241 --> 00:09:55,103
PG moving forward.

191
00:09:57,482 --> 00:10:00,206
I want to hold it,
because I just finished it.

192
00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:01,586
You didn't do anything with it.

193
00:10:01,758 --> 00:10:02,931
I literally put all the icing

194
00:10:03,068 --> 00:10:04,379
and the strawberries on it.
- All right, then get all

195
00:10:04,551 --> 00:10:05,723
the attention.
Go ahead.

196
00:10:05,724 --> 00:10:09,068
Between Krista and I
and Steph, like, maybe I just

197
00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:10,896
need to pump the brakes
a little bit.

198
00:10:11,034 --> 00:10:14,482
But right now, we're here to
have fun and just celebrate.

199
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:20,896
♪ Happy birthday dear Krista ♪

200
00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:26,827
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- Make a wish?

201
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,068
- Yeah.
- Make a wish.

202
00:10:28,241 --> 00:10:30,000
Come on.

203
00:10:32,655 --> 00:10:34,379
That was strategic.
I like it.

204
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,793
Yes!

205
00:10:36,965 --> 00:10:40,517
I honestly was worried that
no one was going to show up.

206
00:10:40,689 --> 00:10:43,275
I just don't know a lot of
people in the community.

207
00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:45,379
And the fact that everybody
showed up for me,

208
00:10:45,551 --> 00:10:49,931
you could say that
I'm on cloud nine right now.

209
00:10:50,068 --> 00:10:51,689
Whoa!

210
00:10:54,758 --> 00:10:58,517
I finally have the freedom that
I don't get to feel back home

211
00:10:58,689 --> 00:11:00,000
in the average-height world.

212
00:11:00,206 --> 00:11:01,379
I'm nervous, I'm nervous.

213
00:11:01,551 --> 00:11:03,379
- You're good, I promise.
- One, two.

214
00:11:03,551 --> 00:11:04,793
- Oh!
- Oh!

215
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,586
- Oh!
- Oh, my God,
it's a massacre!

216
00:11:07,758 --> 00:11:09,793
- Get out of the way!
- Oh, my God!

217
00:11:09,965 --> 00:11:11,206
Oh!
Oh!

218
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,827
You tell it.

219
00:11:15,206 --> 00:11:19,206
To be around this group of
little people, it feels like

220
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,689
a breath of fresh air,
not being fetishized,

221
00:11:22,862 --> 00:11:26,931
not feeling judged,
sharing common experiences.

222
00:11:34,172 --> 00:11:37,896
I honestly wish that every
party could be like this.

223
00:11:42,103 --> 00:11:44,172
Emmalia, I have a question
for you.

224
00:11:44,344 --> 00:11:45,412
What?

225
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,103
Can I come over here
and ask you it?

226
00:11:47,275 --> 00:11:48,793
- Yeah.
- All right.

227
00:11:48,965 --> 00:11:51,310
- You sit down.
- OK.

228
00:11:51,482 --> 00:11:52,586
I'm just curious.

229
00:12:00,517 --> 00:12:01,517
Um, like...

230
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,275
mutuals for a few
years, but nothing.

231
00:12:04,448 --> 00:12:05,827
Like, have you hung out
in person?

232
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,172
No.

233
00:12:11,413 --> 00:12:14,896
John's never mentioned
Emmalia to me, and I feel like

234
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,068
it's kind of strange.

235
00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:20,103
He's been acting a bit weird
on this vacation.

236
00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:26,275
Is someone important
texting him that he's getting

237
00:12:26,448 --> 00:12:27,482
nervous about?
- No, he's texting somebody.

238
00:12:27,655 --> 00:12:29,482
Yeah, he's definitely
texting someone.

239
00:12:29,655 --> 00:12:32,275
And so now I'm just
curious, like, who is this girl?

240
00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:34,275
Is he interested in her?
Are they talking?

241
00:12:34,448 --> 00:12:35,896
Are they gonna date soon?

242
00:12:36,034 --> 00:12:37,103
Like, I'm just trying
to figure it out.

243
00:12:37,275 --> 00:12:38,310
I'm trying to connect the dots.

244
00:12:41,482 --> 00:12:42,896
For now, yeah.

245
00:12:47,931 --> 00:12:50,413
My friends know that
I don't ever seriously date,

246
00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:53,586
but a year and a half ago,
there was this one woman

247
00:12:53,758 --> 00:12:57,482
I tried to pursue,
and Sammy noticed that

248
00:12:57,655 --> 00:12:59,000
I was into her.

249
00:12:59,172 --> 00:13:02,793
That same night that
I expressed to Sammy about how

250
00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:05,379
I'm into this woman,
he hooked up with her.

251
00:13:09,103 --> 00:13:11,103
Yes.
So much more fun.

252
00:13:11,275 --> 00:13:12,379
Hell yeah.

253
00:13:13,172 --> 00:13:15,620
I think any women we bring
into this house during

254
00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:17,482
this vacation,
Sammy will hit on.

255
00:13:17,655 --> 00:13:19,896
And it's [bleep] up.
Like, it's super screwed up.

256
00:13:23,689 --> 00:13:28,275
- Like, oh, look at this.
- These floors are nasty.

257
00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:31,275
- Is Krista gonna come help?
- That's a great question.

258
00:13:31,448 --> 00:13:33,620
- Bro, where's Krista?
- What do you expect?

259
00:13:34,896 --> 00:13:37,413
You guys already started
cleaning without me?

260
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,310
Nobody knows?

261
00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:47,620
Why?

262
00:14:18,689 --> 00:14:19,689
All right.

263
00:14:21,586 --> 00:14:23,103
I'm a little nervous.

264
00:14:23,275 --> 00:14:25,482
Oh, my God.
This place is trash.

265
00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:28,379
- Just gotta clean up.
- Did you guys see the backyard?

266
00:14:29,862 --> 00:14:32,379
Oh, my gosh.

267
00:14:32,551 --> 00:14:36,000
The house smells like
if I put my own head up my ass

268
00:14:36,137 --> 00:14:40,000
after I ate a chili dog.
Like, it's disgusting.

269
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:43,000
Hey, look, guys.
"Happy bird."

270
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,413
"Happy bird."
"Happy bird."

271
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,172
This is so disgusting, guys.

272
00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:54,482
Don't get me wrong,
last night was amazing.

273
00:14:54,655 --> 00:14:55,896
But this is terrible.

274
00:14:56,034 --> 00:14:59,965
Let's hope no one else has
a birthday coming up.

275
00:15:01,103 --> 00:15:02,310
- Good morning.
- Morning.

276
00:15:02,482 --> 00:15:04,275
- How are you?
- What the hell
happened here?

277
00:15:04,448 --> 00:15:05,379
I don't know.

278
00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:06,793
It looks like
a hurricane hit us.

279
00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:08,310
Sure does.

280
00:15:08,482 --> 00:15:10,482
We should probably just throw
that whole thing away.

281
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,689
That's actually disgusting.

282
00:15:15,275 --> 00:15:17,862
What won't you put in
your mouth, Sammy?

283
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,620
This whole thing with Sammy
and I, it seems like

284
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:23,206
the romantic side of things are
all on Sammy's terms.

285
00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:25,758
If he wants to kiss me,
he does, but then if he wants

286
00:15:25,931 --> 00:15:27,000
to flirt with other girls,

287
00:15:27,137 --> 00:15:28,275
we're back to being
just friends.

288
00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:29,310
Just pat it on the back.

289
00:15:34,896 --> 00:15:36,758
No, no, I'm good right now.

290
00:15:36,931 --> 00:15:38,379
All this hot and cold
just isn't fun.

291
00:15:39,862 --> 00:15:42,068
- Have you heard from Eddie?
- No, I haven't.

292
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,896
How was it seeing them?
You guys good?

293
00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:45,205
Yeah, yeah.

294
00:15:45,206 --> 00:15:47,068
I saw you guys having some
conversations about him,

295
00:15:47,241 --> 00:15:50,103
and history there.
- He is a player, player.

296
00:15:53,862 --> 00:15:55,517
These floors are nasty.

297
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:02,103
That's a great question.

298
00:16:02,275 --> 00:16:03,689
Bro, where's Krista?

299
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,310
What do you expect?

300
00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:08,206
She probably has a couple
issues inside after eating

301
00:16:08,379 --> 00:16:09,310
the cake we baked her.

302
00:16:09,482 --> 00:16:10,896
I didn't even think
about that.

303
00:16:11,034 --> 00:16:13,068
She's probably farting up
a storm in that room.

304
00:16:13,241 --> 00:16:14,965
- I didn't have
any of the cake.
- I didn't either.

305
00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:17,413
I'm not gonna eat it.
I saw how it was made.

306
00:16:17,586 --> 00:16:19,275
I saw that we made it,
and I'm not eating it.

307
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:33,689
Another paddle for ya.

308
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:34,862
Ugh.

309
00:16:36,586 --> 00:16:39,103
You guys already started
cleaning without me?

310
00:16:39,275 --> 00:16:40,517
Hi.
How are you?

311
00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:42,310
- Good morning.
- Sorry, the floor's wet.

312
00:16:46,517 --> 00:16:48,965
- How was your night?
- I had a great time.

313
00:16:49,103 --> 00:16:50,343
I had such a good time.

314
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,275
Was it everything
you could imagine and more?

315
00:16:52,448 --> 00:16:54,862
- It was.
- Wait, I forgot.

316
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,000
- You did a lap dance last night.
- Oh, I remember that.

317
00:16:58,172 --> 00:17:00,413
- Oh, my God.
- Did you enjoy it?

318
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,517
I did.
I liked the little bow tie.

319
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,000
Oh, thank you.

320
00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:06,896
I was really crapped out,
but I was surprised his hips

321
00:17:07,034 --> 00:17:09,206
could ever move like that.
- Bro, I'll show you again.

322
00:17:09,379 --> 00:17:11,482
I don't think
we need to see that.

323
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,482
From the top.
From the top.

324
00:17:15,482 --> 00:17:18,586
Oh!
What?

325
00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:24,482
Here's the unicorn
you absolutely

326
00:17:24,655 --> 00:17:25,861
murdered last night.

327
00:17:25,862 --> 00:17:28,000
I, like, you know,
right through the heart.

328
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,793
- That was good.
- Yeah.

329
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,275
Yeah, there's a lot
of condoms.

330
00:17:31,448 --> 00:17:32,965
I don't think anyone needed
one last night.

331
00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:34,482
John and I filled
this thing up pretty well.

332
00:17:34,655 --> 00:17:35,586
Don't think so.

333
00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:37,758
Wait, watch, Krista.

334
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,275
- Watch your--
- Oh, my bad.

335
00:17:39,448 --> 00:17:40,896
- Sorry.
- That's the flip.

336
00:17:43,172 --> 00:17:44,586
We're gonna head that way.
Watch out.

337
00:17:49,793 --> 00:17:51,965
I kind of want
some of this now.

338
00:17:52,103 --> 00:17:53,310
Take it.

339
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:57,896
- Did you have a good time?
- I had such a good time.

340
00:17:58,034 --> 00:17:59,136
How is Anthony?

341
00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:02,206
He is so kind, and he's
so attentive towards me.

342
00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:04,896
Like, he was, like, glued to
my hip all night long,

343
00:18:05,034 --> 00:18:06,793
and I loved that.
It was so sweet.

344
00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:08,965
Like, he went and mingled
with you guys, like,

345
00:18:09,103 --> 00:18:11,413
every once in a while,
but he always came right back.

346
00:18:11,586 --> 00:18:12,896
I feel like he's,
like, attentive to you,

347
00:18:13,034 --> 00:18:16,689
but he's not clingy.
- I really love that about him.

348
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:20,689
Anthony is always truthful
to himself, I can tell.

349
00:18:20,862 --> 00:18:23,482
And he doesn't try to put on
an act or anything like that.

350
00:18:23,655 --> 00:18:25,482
He's very charming.

351
00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:27,103
So is Sammy, though.
Sammy is very--

352
00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:28,482
They're both very charming.

353
00:18:29,482 --> 00:18:30,931
This is hard.

354
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:35,000
- I'm waiting on him.
- He-- I--

355
00:18:35,172 --> 00:18:37,000
he genuinely likes you.
- Yeah.

356
00:18:37,137 --> 00:18:38,620
Everything you said,
like, when you said you wanted

357
00:18:38,793 --> 00:18:40,000
anything, he's like,
"Birthday girl gets what

358
00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:41,689
birthday girl wants."
- Yeah.

359
00:18:41,862 --> 00:18:43,793
Even to, like, me,
separate when you weren't

360
00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:45,103
standing there.
It was really cute.

361
00:18:46,482 --> 00:18:47,689
- Yeah.
- Thank you.

362
00:18:47,862 --> 00:18:50,206
My birthday party
was incredible.

363
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,000
Steph was a big part
of making it happen.

364
00:18:53,172 --> 00:18:55,379
Like, she didn't have
to make that cake for me,

365
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,172
and that means a lot.

366
00:18:57,344 --> 00:19:01,482
But it is in the back of
my head that Steph does blame me

367
00:19:01,655 --> 00:19:03,896
for some of the issues
that she's having with Sammy.

368
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,379
JJ is the only person
in the house that I kind of feel

369
00:19:23,551 --> 00:19:25,310
safe with discussing things.

370
00:19:25,482 --> 00:19:27,482
That's why I need
to talk to her.

371
00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:28,965
Aren't we going to
drag bingo later?

372
00:19:29,103 --> 00:19:30,068
We're gonna drag bingo?

373
00:19:30,241 --> 00:19:31,379
Yeah, we're gonna
drag bingo later.

374
00:19:31,551 --> 00:19:33,206
Yes!

375
00:19:33,379 --> 00:19:34,758
The last time I was
in Palm Springs,

376
00:19:34,931 --> 00:19:36,482
I was with my toxic ex,

377
00:19:36,655 --> 00:19:39,275
and I don't have the best
memories of that time here.

378
00:19:39,448 --> 00:19:41,413
He never wanted to do anything
that I wanted to do

379
00:19:41,586 --> 00:19:43,758
because, oh, if something
makes her happy...

380
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,413
No, it's not gonna happen.
It sucked.

381
00:19:49,482 --> 00:19:50,689
- That'll be fun.
- Yes.

382
00:19:50,862 --> 00:19:51,965
I definitely need to get
my sunglasses.

383
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:53,275
Yeah,
I need to get out of this.

384
00:19:53,448 --> 00:19:54,793
Yeah, it's blinding me.

385
00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:56,586
In a bikini
and out of this sun.

386
00:19:58,068 --> 00:19:59,551
So, bro, how was last night?

387
00:20:00,586 --> 00:20:03,310
- I had a great time.
- You were flirting
with Emmalia.

388
00:20:03,482 --> 00:20:05,172
I wasn't flirting with her.

389
00:20:05,344 --> 00:20:08,413
Emmalia-- I could see you at
the fire the whole time.

390
00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:11,103
- I was just talking to her.
- About what?

391
00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:13,896
- Actually, about you.
- Oh, great.

392
00:20:14,034 --> 00:20:15,103
I was just asking questions.

393
00:20:15,275 --> 00:20:17,482
It's kind of like you were
flirting with her.

394
00:20:17,655 --> 00:20:18,723
I wasn't doing anything.

395
00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:20,896
Buddy, you were sitting next
to her at dinner.

396
00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:22,758
I saw your little smile.

397
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,379
Look, I feel like you're
talking to someone.

398
00:20:24,551 --> 00:20:26,000
You haven't told me [bleep],

399
00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:27,482
and I'm trying to figure
that out.

400
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,068
In the little people
community, relationships are

401
00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:34,586
very competitive
and jealousy is a huge thing.

402
00:20:34,758 --> 00:20:37,689
I think in the back of John's
mind, he's still thinking about

403
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:42,172
when I messed up because a few
years ago, I went after a girl

404
00:20:42,344 --> 00:20:43,688
that he was interested in.

405
00:20:43,689 --> 00:20:46,517
The thing I didn't realize at
the time was John was in love

406
00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:47,758
with this girl.

407
00:20:47,931 --> 00:20:49,793
Even though she didn't return
those feelings,

408
00:20:49,965 --> 00:20:51,275
what happened between me and her

409
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:54,172
really affected John.

410
00:20:54,344 --> 00:20:56,620
I was just trying to
investigate, and I found out

411
00:20:56,793 --> 00:20:59,310
that you guys aren't talking,
so I knew you weren't flirting.

412
00:20:59,482 --> 00:21:03,379
And I wasn't doing that
for my personal pleasure.

413
00:21:03,551 --> 00:21:06,172
We've been friends way too long,
and I just wanted to be

414
00:21:06,344 --> 00:21:08,517
a trustworthy friend
to John again.

415
00:21:08,689 --> 00:21:09,689
I don't need to share

416
00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:11,206
all my personal information
with you.

417
00:21:11,379 --> 00:21:12,586
I know, and I respect that.

418
00:21:12,758 --> 00:21:14,172
- You don't have to.
- You don't either.

419
00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:16,172
I just see it all the time
because it's so out

420
00:21:16,344 --> 00:21:17,413
in the open.

421
00:21:19,206 --> 00:21:21,965
I want him to be happy.
I want him to find love.

422
00:21:22,103 --> 00:21:25,482
And so I think
we should just be,

423
00:21:25,655 --> 00:21:27,172
like, honest with each other.

424
00:21:27,344 --> 00:21:30,862
But there's still a little part
of me in the back of my mind

425
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,206
thinking, "Does he truly
trust me?"

426
00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:43,000
♪ Turn me up.
I have a place to make out ♪

427
00:21:43,172 --> 00:21:46,103
- Have fun.
- You wanna head outside?

428
00:21:46,275 --> 00:21:47,172
Yes.

429
00:21:48,689 --> 00:21:50,379
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I'm excited.

430
00:21:50,551 --> 00:21:52,379
Me too.
I've been waiting for this.

431
00:21:53,793 --> 00:21:56,275
Oh, it's a nice walk.
It'll be a nice walk.

432
00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:58,172
It feels so good out.

433
00:21:58,344 --> 00:21:59,896
You wanna set up
the Slip 'N Slide right now?

434
00:22:00,103 --> 00:22:01,000
Let's do it.

435
00:22:04,689 --> 00:22:06,000
The three best friends are
back together.

436
00:22:06,172 --> 00:22:07,965
- My two besties.
- Hold this.

437
00:22:08,103 --> 00:22:09,068
No, no, no.

438
00:22:09,241 --> 00:22:10,172
- Head over there.
- Oh.

439
00:22:11,586 --> 00:22:13,965
- Yeah, that's upside down.
- No.

440
00:22:14,103 --> 00:22:17,172
Sammy and I have known
each other for so long that even

441
00:22:17,344 --> 00:22:19,793
though our relationship is
struggling right now,

442
00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:23,172
we're still able to put that to
the side and have a good time.

443
00:22:23,344 --> 00:22:26,000
- Oh, it's super long.
- Oh, it's folded.

444
00:22:26,172 --> 00:22:29,103
You never know the size
until it grows.

445
00:22:29,275 --> 00:22:31,862
Can you imagine how boring
this vacation would be if Sammy

446
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,758
and I kept our distance
from each other?

447
00:22:33,931 --> 00:22:35,965
Trust me, I tried.

448
00:22:36,103 --> 00:22:38,344
- You spray it from there?
- Uh-huh.

449
00:22:39,862 --> 00:22:41,448
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, [bleep], stop.

450
00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:43,275
Yo, yo, whoa, whoa.
[bleep]

451
00:22:43,448 --> 00:22:47,241
Kissing Steph, it was fun,
but I don't want anything else

452
00:22:47,413 --> 00:22:49,000
because I don't wanna
ruin this friendship.

453
00:22:49,172 --> 00:22:51,793
I'm not trying to spray you.
My bad.

454
00:22:51,965 --> 00:22:53,482
And if I slip up again,

455
00:22:53,655 --> 00:22:56,275
it's gonna ruin
the three amigos.

456
00:22:56,448 --> 00:22:58,275
Just, if it's-- bro!

457
00:23:00,758 --> 00:23:03,172
I'm glad things seem to be
going better with Sammy

458
00:23:03,344 --> 00:23:07,344
and Steph, but after Sammy
approached me about Emmalia,

459
00:23:07,517 --> 00:23:09,689
it just reminds me that
I can't really trust him

460
00:23:09,862 --> 00:23:10,896
when it comes to women.

461
00:23:11,034 --> 00:23:13,137
For now, let's just
enjoy this vacation

462
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:14,586
and let's get slippery.

463
00:23:14,758 --> 00:23:17,448
This is how I used to slide
in the DMs.

464
00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:18,862
Go, Fergie.
Go, Fergie.

465
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:19,965
Go.

466
00:23:22,551 --> 00:23:26,896
That-- that was sick.
That was so sick.

467
00:23:27,034 --> 00:23:29,379
I feel like dwarfs
and Slip 'N Slides,

468
00:23:29,551 --> 00:23:30,793
we're just really good at it.

469
00:23:30,965 --> 00:23:33,000
Incoming!

470
00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,137
Because we have a low center
of gravity.

471
00:23:37,310 --> 00:23:41,000
We're so wide, yet so short.
We slide very well.

472
00:23:45,103 --> 00:23:47,172
♪ Don't you wanna

473
00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:50,275
And it's very just majestic,
I would say.

474
00:23:50,448 --> 00:23:51,379
- Come on, Steph.
- Ah!

475
00:23:52,896 --> 00:23:55,034
Oh, not enough soap.

476
00:23:58,793 --> 00:24:01,000
Well, that's
a physics problem, like.

477
00:24:02,137 --> 00:24:04,896
- You can make it.
- It's not gonna-- .

478
00:24:05,034 --> 00:24:06,172
- Jeez, it failed.
- I give up.

479
00:24:07,689 --> 00:24:10,068
Yeah, I think it's
your initial jump.

480
00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:11,482
You have to go all in.

481
00:24:11,655 --> 00:24:13,275
See, we're quite flat
this whole way.

482
00:24:13,448 --> 00:24:15,586
Stephanie has nowhere
to put these things.

483
00:24:18,034 --> 00:24:19,103
No.

484
00:24:22,206 --> 00:24:23,793
You're jumping too soon.

485
00:24:23,965 --> 00:24:26,172
So I think that's what's
really slowing her down here.

486
00:24:26,344 --> 00:24:27,275
Go.
Do it.

487
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,896
Oh, you made it.
You made it.

488
00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:32,241
Oh!

489
00:24:32,413 --> 00:24:33,551
- Finally.
- I did it.

490
00:24:37,275 --> 00:24:39,448
- Look at the palm trees.
- Mm-hmm.

491
00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:41,344
I'm obsessed.
I love palm trees.

492
00:24:43,379 --> 00:24:44,379
I'm not gonna lie.

493
00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:45,793
It's really nice to be out
of the house.

494
00:24:45,965 --> 00:24:47,034
I know.

495
00:24:47,206 --> 00:24:50,034
So far, trying to go
on my first date with

496
00:24:50,206 --> 00:24:53,241
a little person is not going
as expected.

497
00:24:53,413 --> 00:24:56,586
My average-height boyfriend,
who I was with from age 13 to

498
00:24:56,758 --> 00:25:00,896
21, he waited on me hand
and foot, and even my mom said,

499
00:25:01,034 --> 00:25:03,103
"Ooh, you're making a monster."

500
00:25:03,275 --> 00:25:04,689
- Hat bar.
- You wanna go in?

501
00:25:04,862 --> 00:25:06,172
Yeah, I wanna go in.
- Hat bar.

502
00:25:06,344 --> 00:25:08,689
Ooh, they got, like,
cowgirl hats.

503
00:25:08,862 --> 00:25:10,275
He said that he didn't care.

504
00:25:10,448 --> 00:25:12,034
He loved it, and he loved me,

505
00:25:12,206 --> 00:25:13,689
and that's what he wanted to do.

506
00:25:15,551 --> 00:25:18,896
He drove me around.
He cooked for me.

507
00:25:19,034 --> 00:25:23,137
He pretty much bought me
everything that I ever wanted.

508
00:25:23,310 --> 00:25:25,448
That also, I feel like,
stunted my growth.

509
00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:29,965
No pun intended,
but we just drifted apart.

510
00:25:30,103 --> 00:25:32,896
Giddyup, ride a horse.
How does it go?

511
00:25:33,034 --> 00:25:35,793
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy."

512
00:25:35,965 --> 00:25:37,275
Oh, man.

513
00:25:37,448 --> 00:25:40,068
Because of that, I didn't end
up getting a driver's license

514
00:25:40,241 --> 00:25:43,379
until I was like 21, 22.

515
00:25:43,551 --> 00:25:46,344
But I think if we would have
stayed together, it would have

516
00:25:46,517 --> 00:25:48,896
stunted my growth even more,
and I wouldn't be

517
00:25:49,034 --> 00:25:50,103
who I am today.

518
00:25:52,068 --> 00:25:53,482
That hat looks so good on you.

519
00:25:53,655 --> 00:25:55,172
Thank you for
picking it out for me.

520
00:25:55,344 --> 00:25:56,689
Oh, I got you.

521
00:25:57,586 --> 00:26:00,379
I wanted to-- I wanted
to bounce something off of you.

522
00:26:02,482 --> 00:26:03,689
Do you think that Steph should

523
00:26:03,862 --> 00:26:06,793
have told me sooner
about her and Sammy or?

524
00:26:08,586 --> 00:26:11,137
Like, did you get a chance
to talk to her?

525
00:26:11,310 --> 00:26:13,379
Like, why didn't-- why didn't
she say anything?

526
00:26:13,551 --> 00:26:17,379
She wanted to express
her feelings to Sammy,

527
00:26:17,551 --> 00:26:20,482
and resolve whatever what was
going on between them.

528
00:26:20,655 --> 00:26:22,172
I wish she just would have
said something to me.

529
00:26:22,344 --> 00:26:25,000
I wish anyone would have just
said something to me about it.

530
00:26:26,172 --> 00:26:28,793
Do you think that
I should still be open to,

531
00:26:28,965 --> 00:26:32,172
you know, being flirty,
like, romantic with him?

532
00:26:32,344 --> 00:26:33,379
- With Sammy?
- Yeah.

533
00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:35,000
Do you still have
feelings for him?

534
00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:37,689
I was interested in him,
but until this all happened,

535
00:26:37,862 --> 00:26:39,379
it was just kind
of disappointing.

536
00:26:39,551 --> 00:26:40,861
Yeah.

537
00:26:40,862 --> 00:26:43,896
He is special enough to where
he would have been the first

538
00:26:44,034 --> 00:26:46,000
little person that
I've ever dated.

539
00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:48,000
He literally asked me out
on a sushi date,

540
00:26:48,137 --> 00:26:49,447
like that was so nice.
- Yeah.

541
00:26:49,448 --> 00:26:53,103
And it was just so refreshing
for someone to be so forward

542
00:26:53,275 --> 00:26:55,241
and just on the fly about it.

543
00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:57,172
Like he didn't care
who was standing around.

544
00:26:57,344 --> 00:26:58,585
Mm-hmm.

545
00:26:58,586 --> 00:27:01,482
I would be lying if I said
that I wasn't disappointed,

546
00:27:01,655 --> 00:27:04,689
but I've been paying attention
and I don't really see him

547
00:27:04,862 --> 00:27:06,172
flirting with Steph ever.

548
00:27:08,655 --> 00:27:09,655
Do you?

549
00:27:10,655 --> 00:27:11,758
Yes and no.

550
00:27:12,793 --> 00:27:15,275
- Not as much as--
not as much with you.
- OK.

551
00:27:15,448 --> 00:27:16,896
I see him flirting
with you a lot.

552
00:27:17,034 --> 00:27:18,586
- Mm-hmm.
- With Steph...

553
00:27:19,793 --> 00:27:21,000
he's doing it silent.

554
00:27:21,137 --> 00:27:22,103
I don't know if
this makes sense.

555
00:27:22,275 --> 00:27:23,551
Silently?

556
00:27:23,724 --> 00:27:25,344
With his eyes
and his body language,

557
00:27:25,517 --> 00:27:28,275
and there are times
where I do see them sometimes,

558
00:27:28,448 --> 00:27:30,551
like, when I see them together
by themselves,

559
00:27:30,724 --> 00:27:32,172
then I do see it,
but I don't see it,

560
00:27:32,344 --> 00:27:33,793
like, when all of us
are together.

561
00:27:34,758 --> 00:27:38,379
I don't wanna tell Krista
about Steph and Sammy

562
00:27:38,551 --> 00:27:42,000
because, one, it's not my place,
and, two, I feel like if I do

563
00:27:42,172 --> 00:27:45,379
say something,
it's gonna backfire on me.

564
00:27:45,551 --> 00:27:47,448
I definitely don't wanna
add fuel to the fire.

565
00:27:48,586 --> 00:27:50,379
I don't want that.

566
00:27:50,551 --> 00:27:53,000
But wait, so you don't like
Anthony, or?

567
00:27:53,137 --> 00:27:56,000
I really do like Anthony,
but, like, I haven't even gone

568
00:27:56,137 --> 00:27:58,172
out on a date with
anyone yet, and it's already

569
00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,379
a whole drama fest.
- Yeah.

570
00:28:00,551 --> 00:28:02,896
Honestly, then what I would do,
go on a date with Anthony.

571
00:28:03,034 --> 00:28:04,275
Anthony just needs to freaking
ask you.

572
00:28:04,448 --> 00:28:05,586
I don't know why it's taking
him so long.

573
00:28:05,758 --> 00:28:07,000
I know, like, what is taking
so long?

574
00:28:07,172 --> 00:28:10,586
I think right now I just need
to focus on Anthony,

575
00:28:10,758 --> 00:28:15,172
and I can have a conversation
with Steph and Sammy.

576
00:28:15,344 --> 00:28:17,448
I can cross that bridge
once so we get to it.

577
00:28:17,620 --> 00:28:18,827
- Exactly-- yes.
- Yeah.

578
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,896
I want the whole love triangle
situation to be resolved.

579
00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:27,344
And if nobody else is going to
do it, I think that I owe it to

580
00:28:27,517 --> 00:28:31,344
myself and to my friendships
to end this.

581
00:28:34,344 --> 00:28:35,379
- Drama.
- Drama.

582
00:28:39,896 --> 00:28:41,275
I'm, like, stuttering
on my words.

583
00:28:41,448 --> 00:28:44,000
Hey, I do, too, every day.
Don't worry.

584
00:28:44,137 --> 00:28:45,172
You're fine.

585
00:28:45,344 --> 00:28:48,448
It's quite an incredible
feeling knowing JJ is

586
00:28:48,620 --> 00:28:50,448
so comfortable around me.

587
00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:53,448
A person like that cannot
live her life single.

588
00:28:57,344 --> 00:28:59,758
He's funny, he's kind,

589
00:28:59,931 --> 00:29:01,482
and now I'm thinking
I have a little crush on him.

590
00:29:03,862 --> 00:29:05,034
I honestly have a confession.

591
00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:18,448
Krista, what are you
wearing for the drag bingo?

592
00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:19,689
Probably like a skirt,

593
00:29:21,793 --> 00:29:23,448
Ew!

594
00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:25,482
Should I wear heels
or should I wear flip flops?

595
00:29:25,655 --> 00:29:26,689
Heels.

596
00:29:29,137 --> 00:29:30,482
Unbutton your pants
so you can tuck them in.

597
00:29:30,655 --> 00:29:31,586
Unbutton.

598
00:29:31,758 --> 00:29:33,551
Hey, man,
I'll unbutton for you.

599
00:29:33,724 --> 00:29:35,344
Oh, my God, dude,
what is this?

600
00:29:35,517 --> 00:29:36,689
I don't know if I like this.

601
00:29:37,862 --> 00:29:39,379
Too bad
you don't have a chain.

602
00:29:39,551 --> 00:29:41,482
I don't-- I hate chains.

603
00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:42,655
Do you want to wear pearls?

604
00:29:42,827 --> 00:29:43,930
I have pearls.

605
00:29:43,931 --> 00:29:45,379
- Fine, I'll wear pearls.
- Yes!

606
00:29:46,586 --> 00:29:48,103
Stay there.
I'll be right back.

607
00:29:48,275 --> 00:29:51,896
I know you and I are gonna
excel at drag bingo.

608
00:29:52,034 --> 00:29:54,034
I could be a drag queen.

609
00:29:54,206 --> 00:29:57,275
I just, I don't wanna apply
makeup on my face...

610
00:29:57,448 --> 00:30:00,000
- Yeah, I don't--
- ...every day for a job.

611
00:30:00,137 --> 00:30:01,448
I don't know
if I'm fully commi--

612
00:30:01,620 --> 00:30:04,275
oh, my God, dude,
I look like my grandma.

613
00:30:04,448 --> 00:30:06,275
I look like
a grandma right now.

614
00:30:08,379 --> 00:30:14,482
If I had a drag name, it would
be Jerking John the Jiggle Boy.

615
00:30:14,655 --> 00:30:16,000
Ooh, I like that.

616
00:30:16,172 --> 00:30:17,758
I think my name would just be
Balls Deep.

617
00:30:19,965 --> 00:30:20,965
OK.

618
00:30:22,275 --> 00:30:23,793
Did you know drag queens
don't have balls?

619
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,379
Wait, never mind.
Never mind.

620
00:30:29,034 --> 00:30:30,000
Next question.

621
00:30:31,896 --> 00:30:34,103
Look at my wagging.

622
00:30:34,275 --> 00:30:35,965
This is why I put a shirt
over it.

623
00:30:36,103 --> 00:30:40,172
- Don't, don't, no, no.
- The pearls, bro.

624
00:30:42,206 --> 00:30:44,137
I'm ready to
rock and roll-- girls.

625
00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:45,379
- Let's go.
- Let's go.

626
00:30:45,551 --> 00:30:46,793
Let's get it.
Let's have a good night.

627
00:30:46,965 --> 00:30:49,793
Oh, look at the sunset.
It's so pretty.

628
00:30:49,965 --> 00:30:51,862
- Just the sky.
- Oh, my God.

629
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,689
- My pants are tight.
- Oh, mine are, too.

630
00:30:54,862 --> 00:30:56,275
I'm gonna start sweating
in this turtleneck.

631
00:30:56,448 --> 00:30:57,689
I [bleep] didn't plan this.

632
00:30:57,862 --> 00:30:59,793
Yeah, you know we're
in Palm Springs, right?

633
00:30:59,965 --> 00:31:01,551
- I'm so ready for this.
- Yes.

634
00:31:07,655 --> 00:31:10,586
I've been to a drag show,
but never a drag queen

635
00:31:10,758 --> 00:31:11,689
bingo show.

636
00:31:12,896 --> 00:31:14,275
What's crazy is that I lived

637
00:31:14,448 --> 00:31:15,689
right down the street
from here.

638
00:31:15,862 --> 00:31:17,000
And you've never gone.

639
00:31:17,137 --> 00:31:19,689
And I've never once
stepped foot in that place.

640
00:31:19,862 --> 00:31:21,965
That's just what's crazy to me.

641
00:31:22,103 --> 00:31:24,275
It's almost like you're
reliving your whole life

642
00:31:24,448 --> 00:31:25,793
in Palm Springs, but like

643
00:31:27,172 --> 00:31:28,172
Yeah.

644
00:31:28,344 --> 00:31:30,068
And I'm happy
it's with you guys.

645
00:31:30,241 --> 00:31:31,689
I love that.

646
00:31:31,862 --> 00:31:34,275
- I'm happy you're with us.
- That is crazy.

647
00:31:38,862 --> 00:31:41,482
- This place looks sick.
- Thank you so much.

648
00:31:41,655 --> 00:31:43,586
I'm pumped.
Let's go, baby!

649
00:31:43,758 --> 00:31:45,793
Wow.
Oh, this is sick.

650
00:31:45,965 --> 00:31:48,862
Oh, my God.

651
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,551
Come on in,
my beautiful people.

652
00:31:51,724 --> 00:31:53,310
Come on down.

653
00:31:55,793 --> 00:31:59,448
You are here for
drag queen bingo.

654
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
Yeah!

655
00:32:06,482 --> 00:32:08,793
Who's ready to play bingo?

656
00:32:12,793 --> 00:32:16,379
Your very first lucky
number, 073.

657
00:32:16,551 --> 00:32:17,862
Yeah.
There we go.

658
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,758
073.
Put down an N35.

659
00:32:21,931 --> 00:32:23,103
- Yeah.
- N35.

660
00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:26,241
- Oh, my God.
- It's a B2.

661
00:32:26,413 --> 00:32:28,068
- Bingo!
- No way!

662
00:32:28,241 --> 00:32:30,275
Let's go!
Let's go!

663
00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:36,172
We already got a bingo
in the front row!

664
00:32:36,344 --> 00:32:38,689
Come on down, baby.

665
00:32:38,862 --> 00:32:40,965
I've never been
to a drag show before.

666
00:32:41,103 --> 00:32:44,103
I'm from a very small town
in Michigan, and there weren't

667
00:32:44,275 --> 00:32:45,448
very many drag shows there.

668
00:32:46,689 --> 00:32:48,896
But all I know is I'm
having fun.

669
00:32:49,034 --> 00:32:53,586
Everybody make some
noise for Sammy!

670
00:32:53,758 --> 00:32:57,000
He's our very first winner
of the game.

671
00:32:57,172 --> 00:32:59,172
I can't even believe
what number came out.

672
00:32:59,344 --> 00:33:02,241
What do you think?
Tell them.

673
00:33:02,413 --> 00:33:07,137
- 69.
- It's an 069!

674
00:33:09,034 --> 00:33:10,034
I had that one.

675
00:33:11,379 --> 00:33:13,000
One similarity about
being a drag queen

676
00:33:13,172 --> 00:33:14,758
and being a little person is
being judged.

677
00:33:14,931 --> 00:33:17,137
Does anybody need a recap
of the .

678
00:33:17,310 --> 00:33:19,689
Because we do,
we get judged all the time.

679
00:33:19,862 --> 00:33:22,862
So I love drag, and I love
that it's just always about love

680
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,275
and having a good time.
There's no judgment.

681
00:33:25,448 --> 00:33:28,034
And they look [bleep] amazing.

682
00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:33,034
Now, I would like to welcome
everybody and anybody that

683
00:33:33,206 --> 00:33:37,758
wants to dance to the stage.
Get up here.

684
00:33:38,965 --> 00:33:40,655
I need the ladies in here.

685
00:33:40,827 --> 00:33:43,172
Come on, everybody.

686
00:33:44,172 --> 00:33:47,275
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

687
00:33:47,448 --> 00:33:48,482
Hey, hey, hey.

688
00:33:51,862 --> 00:33:53,896
But we love the little people.

689
00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:55,896
Ow!
Ow!

690
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,689
Ow!
Oh!

691
00:33:57,862 --> 00:34:00,896
They're awesome people.
Not little people.

692
00:34:01,034 --> 00:34:01,965
- They're awesome people.
- Make it rain!

693
00:34:02,103 --> 00:34:03,793
Make it rain!
Make it rain!

694
00:34:03,965 --> 00:34:06,172
Look at him,
he's making it rain.

695
00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:08,344
Oh, my Lord.

696
00:34:08,517 --> 00:34:11,379
That's my kind of man
right there.

697
00:34:11,551 --> 00:34:13,586
Now, I'm getting horny.

698
00:34:15,103 --> 00:34:19,482
I'm not gonna lie, like,
I genuinely did find

699
00:34:19,655 --> 00:34:21,379
both Sammy and Johnny
very handsome.

700
00:34:21,551 --> 00:34:22,861
Like, I think
they're very handsome guys.

701
00:34:22,862 --> 00:34:25,000
Like, just, like, looking at
their age, I think they might

702
00:34:25,172 --> 00:34:27,068
be in their 20s.
Are they?

703
00:34:29,551 --> 00:34:32,000
OK, I'm not in my 20s,
so now I feel like

704
00:34:32,172 --> 00:34:33,344
I'm robbing the cradle.

705
00:34:33,517 --> 00:34:35,862
We can be friends,
you know what I mean?

706
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,689
JJ used to dance
for Miley Cyrus.

707
00:34:38,862 --> 00:34:44,137
JJ, did you use to dance
for Miley Cyrus?

708
00:34:44,310 --> 00:34:45,516
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, she did.

709
00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:49,000
Come here, JJ.
Show us those dance moves.

710
00:34:49,137 --> 00:34:50,275
JJ, let's see.

711
00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:55,551
Oh!
Yes!

712
00:34:55,724 --> 00:34:58,172
Yeah, girl!

713
00:34:58,344 --> 00:35:00,000
After seeing JJ dance,

714
00:35:00,206 --> 00:35:03,172
I-- I can't comprehend
how she's still single.

715
00:35:03,344 --> 00:35:06,000
Yes!

716
00:35:06,172 --> 00:35:09,689
On a scale from 1 to 10,
I would give my dancing a 3.

717
00:35:09,862 --> 00:35:11,136
I suck at dancing.

718
00:35:11,137 --> 00:35:13,482
Thanks a lot, Krista and JJ.

719
00:35:13,655 --> 00:35:15,758
- You're welcome.
- You're welcome.

720
00:35:15,931 --> 00:35:17,379
And one more round of applause

721
00:35:17,551 --> 00:35:20,137
for all these beautiful people
on the stage.

722
00:35:22,758 --> 00:35:23,689
Thank you.

723
00:35:23,862 --> 00:35:26,551
Should we go use
these drink tickets?

724
00:35:26,724 --> 00:35:28,379
Let's go use the drink tickets,
and we'll come back.

725
00:35:28,551 --> 00:35:30,275
Do you wanna go play
in the arcade?

726
00:35:30,448 --> 00:35:31,586
- I do, actually.
- Let's do it.

727
00:35:31,758 --> 00:35:33,482
- All right, let's go.
- All right.

728
00:35:33,655 --> 00:35:36,103
I know when JJ was here
in the past with her toxic

729
00:35:36,275 --> 00:35:38,379
ex-boyfriend, it was
quite challenging.

730
00:35:38,551 --> 00:35:41,275
So I wanna make sure
she's having fun in Palm Springs

731
00:35:41,448 --> 00:35:44,896
and just see where it heads
at with this whole vacation.

732
00:35:45,034 --> 00:35:47,965
- Oh, there's a ducky.
- Oh, we need to get that.

733
00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:50,793
Oh, here we go.

734
00:35:50,965 --> 00:35:52,241
- Oh, let's go.
- I have ten seconds.

735
00:35:52,413 --> 00:35:55,068
You don't have any
pressure, I promise you.

736
00:35:55,241 --> 00:35:56,379
- Come on, come on.
- Wait, wait, wait.

737
00:35:56,551 --> 00:35:58,103
Oh!
Oh, my God, it's there.

738
00:35:58,275 --> 00:36:00,172
- Oh, no!
- This is rigged.

739
00:36:00,344 --> 00:36:01,655
Cheers to an amazing show.

740
00:36:04,689 --> 00:36:05,689
Uh!

741
00:36:05,862 --> 00:36:08,034
How fitting they have
a gnome in there.

742
00:36:08,206 --> 00:36:09,689
- They do have a gnome.
- It's like us.

743
00:36:09,862 --> 00:36:12,586
- They have three gnomes.
- Aw, that's cute.

744
00:36:12,758 --> 00:36:13,965
I'm having so much fun.

745
00:36:15,275 --> 00:36:17,000
This trip has been amazing.

746
00:36:17,172 --> 00:36:19,862
Correct me if I'm wrong,
but I think you needed

747
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,896
these great,
happy people around you.

748
00:36:22,034 --> 00:36:23,551
- You deserve that.
- No, I--

749
00:36:23,724 --> 00:36:26,344
Because you're such a great
person, and you bring such

750
00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:28,862
great energy
everywhere you are.

751
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,689
So I mean, whoever
ends up with you,

752
00:36:30,862 --> 00:36:32,586
OK, please don't ever do that.

753
00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:35,172
Whoever ends up with you is
such a lucky man.

754
00:36:38,241 --> 00:36:39,758
Oh, [bleep]

755
00:36:52,206 --> 00:36:54,275
Are you guys seriously
in your 20s, all of you?

756
00:36:54,448 --> 00:36:55,965
- I'm 32.
- I just turned 30.

757
00:36:56,103 --> 00:36:57,068
Thank God.

758
00:36:57,241 --> 00:36:58,275
Somebody here has a three
in front of me.

759
00:36:59,689 --> 00:37:01,379
- Yes, the baby.
- Yeah, I'm the baby.

760
00:37:01,551 --> 00:37:02,689
Oh, my God.
You are a baby.

761
00:37:02,862 --> 00:37:04,172
- Are you girls single?
- Yeah.

762
00:37:04,344 --> 00:37:05,379
Yeah, we are.

763
00:37:06,586 --> 00:37:07,586
Really?

764
00:37:08,896 --> 00:37:09,965
No way.

765
00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:11,551
- Every single person is single.
- Yeah.

766
00:37:11,724 --> 00:37:13,275
- Oh, my God.
- I don't know.

767
00:37:13,448 --> 00:37:15,793
Like, guys don't really
ask me out on dates.

768
00:37:15,965 --> 00:37:18,482
- They just want one thing
from me, you know?
- Yeah, exactly.

769
00:37:18,655 --> 00:37:21,034
- It's one about me feeling safe.
- Yeah, exactly.

770
00:37:21,206 --> 00:37:22,448
'Cause I never, like,

771
00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:24,034
really feel safe with guys.
- Yeah.

772
00:37:24,206 --> 00:37:26,379
- And then, like, I'm guarded.
- Yeah.

773
00:37:26,551 --> 00:37:27,551
And, like,

774
00:37:28,793 --> 00:37:32,793
once you've gotten hurt,
you know, um...

775
00:37:32,965 --> 00:37:34,068
it's, like...

776
00:37:36,551 --> 00:37:38,655
it changes you.

777
00:37:38,827 --> 00:37:40,793
I just feel, I don't think that

778
00:37:40,965 --> 00:37:43,586
I'm ever going
to find love, like.

779
00:37:44,793 --> 00:37:47,344
You are a great [bleep] person.
Come here.

780
00:37:48,689 --> 00:37:53,103
My last relationship,
it was-- was very abusive.

781
00:37:53,275 --> 00:37:55,034
He called me horrible names.

782
00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:57,586
He even said, "No one's ever
gonna wanna be with you

783
00:37:57,758 --> 00:37:59,551
because you're a midget."

784
00:37:59,724 --> 00:38:03,172
They're only gonna see you
as a sex object and stuff.

785
00:38:03,344 --> 00:38:06,482
Finally, when he said, "I'm
no longer in love with you,"

786
00:38:06,655 --> 00:38:09,551
it was just like, "Oh my God,
I've wasted my life

787
00:38:09,724 --> 00:38:11,172
with this man."

788
00:38:11,344 --> 00:38:15,689
For some reason, I can go
on stage, put on a show,

789
00:38:15,862 --> 00:38:17,862
but when it comes to,
like, opening up,

790
00:38:19,034 --> 00:38:20,275
for, like, a relationship,

791
00:38:20,448 --> 00:38:22,896
I just can't.
I just can't.

792
00:38:25,344 --> 00:38:26,758
It's just hard.
It's just...

793
00:38:29,034 --> 00:38:30,000
Sorry.

794
00:38:30,172 --> 00:38:31,000
I haven't actually talked
about this

795
00:38:31,172 --> 00:38:33,034
to anybody, um.
- Yeah.

796
00:38:33,206 --> 00:38:35,655
So, I don't know.
It's always...

797
00:38:35,827 --> 00:38:37,068
Sorry.

798
00:38:37,241 --> 00:38:38,448
I'm, like, stuttering
on my words.

799
00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:40,103
Stop.
Hey, I do, too, every day.

800
00:38:40,275 --> 00:38:42,758
Don't worry.
You're fine.

801
00:38:42,931 --> 00:38:47,689
Like, I'd rather be single
than ever be, like, in a really

802
00:38:47,862 --> 00:38:50,758
bad relationship, like, I'm not
gonna go back there again,

803
00:38:50,931 --> 00:38:52,172
ever again.

804
00:38:52,344 --> 00:38:55,482
I was not expecting to open up
to John tonight at all.

805
00:38:55,655 --> 00:38:58,896
He just, he makes it easy for
me to talk to him.

806
00:38:59,034 --> 00:39:00,655
I feel safe.

807
00:39:00,827 --> 00:39:03,862
And I enjoy his company.
He's funny.

808
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,586
He's kind.

809
00:39:05,758 --> 00:39:07,379
He's smart.

810
00:39:07,551 --> 00:39:08,723
Yeah.

811
00:39:08,724 --> 00:39:10,172
And now I'm thinking I have
a little crush on him.

812
00:39:12,655 --> 00:39:15,689
I think you just need to quit
looking in the rearview mirror

813
00:39:15,862 --> 00:39:17,034
and move forward.
- Yeah.

814
00:39:17,206 --> 00:39:22,000
You can't let whatever
happened in the past screw over

815
00:39:22,137 --> 00:39:23,344
what happens in the future.

816
00:39:23,517 --> 00:39:25,275
And I don't want that to happen
to you.

817
00:39:25,448 --> 00:39:27,655
I appreciate you so much.
Thank you.

818
00:39:27,827 --> 00:39:28,862
- Are you OK?
- I am.

819
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,309
No, I'm OK.

820
00:39:30,310 --> 00:39:32,241
I guess we just have to find
you a successful relationship.

821
00:39:33,758 --> 00:39:37,275
It's quite an incredible
feeling knowing JJ is so

822
00:39:37,448 --> 00:39:39,275
comfortable around me.

823
00:39:39,448 --> 00:39:42,241
And I-- I-- I wanna help her
get through it,

824
00:39:42,413 --> 00:39:44,275
'cause she deserves to
find love.

825
00:39:44,448 --> 00:39:47,172
A person like that
cannot live her life single.

826
00:39:49,689 --> 00:39:52,172
just 'cause, like, I did grow up

827
00:39:52,344 --> 00:39:56,689
with sisters, and men treat
women like [bleep].

828
00:39:56,862 --> 00:39:58,136
Yeah.

829
00:39:58,137 --> 00:40:00,172
It screws me up, and to see
that it happens to more than

830
00:40:00,344 --> 00:40:02,793
just them is just so [bleep].
- It is.

831
00:40:02,965 --> 00:40:06,172
It is, especially when
you love somebody so much.

832
00:40:06,344 --> 00:40:07,655
Exactly.

833
00:40:08,655 --> 00:40:13,137
I honestly have a confession,
and I haven't even told Sammy,

834
00:40:13,310 --> 00:40:14,172
Steph, or Krista.

835
00:40:15,793 --> 00:40:17,965
Just 'cause I'm afraid, like,

836
00:40:18,103 --> 00:40:19,689
I'm afraid of heartbreak.

837
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,275
I do have

838
00:40:23,965 --> 00:40:25,862
a girlfriend right now,
I'm seeing.

839
00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:33,275
Wait, so you're saying you have
a girlfriend and nobody knows?

840
00:40:34,586 --> 00:40:35,896
They don't know about it.

841
00:40:41,034 --> 00:40:44,586
Sammy and I have kind of had
something going on.

842
00:40:44,758 --> 00:40:46,689
It was obvious, let's be real.

843
00:40:49,137 --> 00:40:52,000
I do think that
he could be my person.

844
00:40:52,137 --> 00:40:54,655
- So is it mutual, do you think?
- I think so.

845
00:40:56,793 --> 00:40:58,275
I need you to be honest.

846
00:40:58,448 --> 00:41:00,379
Like, do you have feelings
for Steph?

847
00:41:00,551 --> 00:41:03,655
I just don't think
she is my person.

848
00:41:05,068 --> 00:41:07,689
But you're doing your little
Greek thing tonight, right?

849
00:41:07,862 --> 00:41:09,689
- I'm so excited.
- Yeah!

850
00:41:09,862 --> 00:41:11,896
Oppa!
♪ Let's go! ♪

851
00:41:13,379 --> 00:41:14,862
Of course, my goddess.

852
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,172
- Got it?
- Yep.

853
00:41:19,482 --> 00:41:22,689
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- You made out with Steph?

854
00:41:22,862 --> 00:41:25,482
You guys are just putting me
in this weird love triangle

855
00:41:25,655 --> 00:41:27,896
that I don't wanna be in.
- I didn't put you in [bleep].

856
00:41:28,034 --> 00:41:30,241
Steph, you and I had
no strings attached.

857
00:41:30,413 --> 00:41:32,172
I don't give a [bleep]
who you flirt with.


